1. Are you named after someone? If not, where did you get your name?
Dwight was my great uncle's name. Never knew the guy, though.
2. Do you have your children's names picked out yet?
Hell no. Don't want that stress, man.
3. If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been?
Miss Sexy. Hah!
4. If you could re-name yourself, which would you pick and why?
David. Because that name PWNED Goliath!
5. Are there any mispronunciations about your name?
Dwight, no. Durress, too many to name.